Tags Matching: worst pics

One Of Those Weeks …

By b. murphy | Published 08/09/2011

izemskov hit us up earlier this week. He wanted us to check out his auctions. FYI, you can do the same thing. Hit us up on email or mention us in your listing. Anyway, he hit us up, we looked, we slapped our foreheads. He had to know a diatribe was coming, right? His auctions are for, generally, good stuff from the last 5-6 years. Nothing earth shattering, but chill stuff. BUT his camera skills are sorely lacking. I understand he’s using the mobile ebay app, but is that any reason upside down pictures should be acceptable? Hell no.

He has more where that came from too. Only 20% of his auctions actually have right side up pictures. Sigh.

You can see when the pictures come through appropriately how chill the items are. Take this Bitter End tee, as an example. If it was upside down, you’d probably never even realize how cool it is. C’est la vie.

WTF? How Does This Even Happen?

By b. murphy | Published 07/27/2011

Often, we call out sellers for not flipping their pictures. Yeah, you know, those Mac Book pics … And here’s a little tip. If you are using Photo Booth (which I know you are), go to Edit -> Auto Flip New Photos. And you are done. That was easy … And other times, people upload images that are sideways. Sure, it happens. But what the fuck was xruinerx2541 doing here? How did he upload all these photos and not notice? Even stranger, how are some photos right side up and others … not? Either way, solid Dead End Path, Stick Together and Mindset tees.

WTF? Stick Together Red Blur

By b. murphy | Published 07/22/2011

WTF is going on here? What was xgusbus91x thinking? This Stick Together shirt is a hot mess. A hot, blurry, red mess. He didn’t even bother to rotate the picture (granted, it is a mobile upload). “Perfect condition.” I’m guessing this one goes cheap. Good luck if you try for this one.

Traeh Evah

By b. murphy | Published 07/03/2011

Listen xanthonygiantx, we know you took these photos with your macbook. We’ve seen pictures of this nature before. Here’s a helpful hint. Open finder, double click the image. This should bring up preview. Go to the tools menu, and select “flip horizontal.” Boom. That’s it. Easy, isn’t it?

With two seconds of effort the Traeh Evah shirt becomes a Have Heart shirt.

WTF? By Far, The Worst Pics Ever

By b. murphy | Published 09/04/2010

Last week, I clowned on the what I thought were some of the worst pictures of a Judge sweatshirt ever. I was wrong. stage_mosh has outdone that guy. And outdone him by leaps and bounds. These are quite possibly the shittiest pictures ever. Terrible lighting, no megapixels. Just crap. In fact, if you are stage_mosh, contact us. I want to award you an anti-prize for these pics.