Tags Matching: do not want

The Other Kind Of Ill.

By morgado | Published 01/31/2011

You know, when i was previously using the word “ill” in regards to the auctions we usually see from janvanderdam, I was actually using it in a positive vernacular. What I SHOULD have done, is save it for these, because these Hot Topic looking short sleeve button ups make my stomach want to use it in the negative…

This type of shirt is so not metal. But Eddie is on there! How can they not be metal?!?! THE STRESS IS MAKING ME ILL.

WTF? Sex Pistols Hawaiian Shirt

By b. murphy | Published 01/22/2011

Seriously. WTF is going on with this Sex Pistols Hawaiian shirt? It’s utter trash. Johnny Rotten is rolling over in his grave right now.** It’s just bad, but at least honda_zombie recognizes that. He even brings the LOLZ. COULD CUT UP AND MAKE ALOT OF PATCHES…GO FISH. That’s funny. I’ll give him that.

** I know, I know. He’s not dead. It’s just a phrase.
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Gorilla Biscuits

By jbil | Published 01/12/2011

This thing sucks. I didnt mind the GB Paul Frank collab. I liked a few of the items but this thing just sucks. Not surprised that soulsacrifice86 giving this up. Anyone on here actually think this is dope?

Actually, is it surprising to see almost EVERY other reunion tee being sold by the same person too? Just missing the giant head longsleeve and the super weird … military-esque … shirt.

Sweet gold toe socks though.

WTF? Huludicidal Tendencies

By b. murphy | Published 12/22/2010

What the hell is this monstrosity? It’s not good.

a) A Shai Hulud tee that riffs Suicidal Tendencies
b) Glow In The Dark Ink
c) navy blue

Nuff said. Oddly, dcartcore has two other Shai Hulud shirts with no bids and less than 10 hours to go. No one into new Shai Hulud, or what?

John Joseph’s … Biohazard??

By b. murphy | Published 12/15/2010

We’ve seen excellent Biohazard merch up in the past. Plenty of it. Ebay is in a slight drought now, but you can still find cool Biohazard items (kidding on that last one). This shirt from rhiagypsy_vintage doesn’t fall into the cool category. This shirt feels like a blatant Cro Mags rip off. Blatant. And the description from the seller … ugh. “This is a super stylish Biohazard men’s t-shirt size large. The classic Biohazard logo on a black shirt makes this very attractive.” That is quite possibly the SMALLEST Biohazard logo I’ve ever seen. I had to search for it to even have any idea what the seller was talking about. Dig for it, it’s there. Not sure how “vintage” it is either.

Regardless, someone tell Evan Seinfeld to step his game up! I guess the shirt could get some props (not for design) for being autographed by Billy Graziadei. Of course, we have no idea if it’s authentic or not.

Straight Edge — Do Not Want

By b. murphy | Published 11/27/2010

Oooooffff, do not want. Can you believe this thing? The other kicker? It’s a youth large. Can you imagine how large those Xs on tiny youth large arms would be? So ridiculous. I will give one thing to this hood from gogodementia. “Never Give Up, Never Give In.” Big fan of that phrase. I’m guessing the sweatshirt is being sold because it no longer fits. Check that dumbell. You know that kid is getting ripped up. Probably stepping up to size large shirts as we speak. You know what I say? Good for him!

Strife DO NOT WANTS

By Casali | Published 11/22/2010

Yikes! I think I will let the description of this first one speak for itself.

“youth large strife ring tee
this is the third time ive listed this shirt on ebay
please buy it
please”

And this one…oh boy. This looks like something Lost and Found put together for Victory Records as a joke. Except it’s not.

WTF? Holy Freaking Bobo!

By b. murphy | Published 11/14/2010

Holy freaking bobo. Is this a real tshirt? Ok, well, we know it’s a real tshirt. BUT is it a real Battery tshirt? As in Battery, DC Straight Edge? Someone, please tell me it is not. This is the scariest mess of stain glass window meets traditional knot work. My mind is blown. Are there any Battery superfans out there clamoring for this tshirt? Wild. And of course, check those wizard sleeves.

Greets driada_ifni … ;)

Seemless

By b. murphy | Published 11/08/2010

For years, I have talked shit on Into Another. Honestly, just ripped them up one side and down the other. I do this with many things. Pepsi, tea, … Into Another. But with Pepsi and tea, I try them every now and then. I figure, maybe they’ll have grown on me, or maybe my tastes have changed. But ugh, fuck pepsi. I hate when a waiter takes my Diet Coke order and comes back with Diet Pepsi. Same with tea. I don’t absolutely hate tea, but I do not like it. I actually hate iced tea more than hot tea. And I’ve tried LOTS of blends. Well, I’m sad to say, I’m listening to Seemless right now. It sounds awful. Like a cock rock Soundgarden. oooffff, do not want. I will not fight you for this Into Another tee from burningfight55. It’s all yours, enjoy.

ps. Melissa just asked, “what are you listening to? I don’t like it.” There you have it, folks. Sorry @crofingmags.

Spirit Filled Hardcore

By b. murphy | Published 11/06/2010

I stumbled across these tshirts from badbrains13 while digging for auctions for skatenoize.com. He has a few cool boards. All hand painted. That’s pretty chill. But he also had these tshirts that were both over 15 years old in MINT condition. And his descriptions give the most detail ever: who took the pics, who drew the art, … I figured he was either a superfan or actually in the band. Granted, I never heard of Focused at all so I hit up old google and wikipedia.

That’s when I stumbled on the phrase “spirit filled hardcore” and vomited a little in my mouth. Ugh. I don’t mind Krshna (cro-mags, youth of today, …) or Buddha (the first step), but Jesus? Fuck no. Can’t stand that guy in my hardcore. Those bands are always talking about how Jesus saved them … from their suburban middle class lives … Ugh, do not want. At least Shelter was singing about bettering humanity. And the Cro-Mags could have probably used some saving …

Godcore. Blah. 99% sure the seller is the lead singer of the band. And I wish I had never googled any further. Somethings can’t be unlearned or unseen. I’ll never forgive my friend for tricking me into listening to Strongarm and that was at least 15 years ago. If you don’t mind, I now have to go clear ears with a little Slayer.