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Rainbow Life Savers Can Suck It

By b. murphy | Published 08/06/2011

You know what I hate? Rainbow life savers. Worst candy ever. Seriously, so shitty. I can get down with some mint or peppermint, but rainbow, fruit candied life savers suck. Same with zebra stripe gum. Awful, just awful. This Gorilla Biscuits shirt reminds me of both candies. Bad candy, decent shirt. Here’s a list of candy that is WAY better than life savers …

1) Sour Patch Kids
2) Twizzlers – you can’t beat with OGs
3) Sour Patch Watermelons
4) Jawbreakers – fuck any jawbreaker that has gum in the center. That’s some sell out shit.
5) Hot balls. 5 for $0.25. You can’t go wrong.

And since this shirt is less than $1 with less than a day to go, you can’t go wrong here either. No bids yet, jthm62 is probably concerned. It’s not an ancient Rev tee, but it’s certainly not printed anymore. I have one with sleeve print. Big fan. I don’t see sleeve print on this one, sadly.

Goldenberg Peanut Chew

By b. murphy | Published 12/19/2010

From what I gather, Goldenberg Peanut Chews are a Philadelphia tradition. They’ve been around and kicking for 90 years. Originally, they were rationed to Joes in the First World War. Peanuts equal lots of power and protein in a small punch. I can see that. And originally, they were all dark chocolate. They must be good so why would you fuck with tradition? Take the new logo.

That’s bullshit. That’s some Atomic Warhead shit. That’s like putting Captain America in a space age robot suit or taking a razor to Pat The Patriot. It’s just fucked up. Thankfully, Kid Dynamite sees the right of it. Check this classic Goldenberg Peanut Chew design tee. Classic. Makes me want to stuff my face with chocolate and peanuts. Can anyone in Philly vouch for these candies? Lets hear it.