NOT!

As promised, I’m making my appearance late this Metal Monday, but thanks to helmut122, I think you’ll find it worth the wait. I’m psyched on posting it at any rate. First things first though, this site IS still called TeeTillDeath, so we’ll start with the Among the Living tee he’s selling:

Nothing we haven’t seen before, but always a good one. But that’s not the Metal Monday auction from this seller that I was psyched on posting. THIS is the Metal Monday auction I’m psyched on posting:

A freakin’ NOT Man finger puppet! I TOTALLY remember these crappy rubber finger puppets from when I was a kid too; I had like three, not of the NOT Man or anything, just three ugly rubbery flesh colored faces. They always felt gross, and if you wore them on your fingers for any length of time they’d get all clammy, make them even grosser. They were totally awesome. The fact that this one is a NOT Man is just the icing on the gross fleshy rubber cake. Hopefully the reserve isn’t ridiculous, because this would go nice with my Anthrax NYHC sticker.