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GTFO With Swatch Guards

b. murphy / 09/03/2010

xghoulsnightoutx has up an original 1987 X-Rated swatch. Worn by the youth crew, coveted by hardcore kids for over 20 years. The seller claims there is some issue with a broken band. The tip is missing. He then attempts to “make up for it” by throwing in a swatch guard. Seriously? GTFO with that shit. You don’t put a bra on a ferrari, do you? Get the fuck out of here with these swatch guards, especially neon and original guards. Seriously, nothing worse than those original guards. If you thought the Swatch Guard Too was bad, wow, the original, so bad. Whoooofffff.

I have no idea what the fuck he’s attempting to show in this picture since the focus is about 5 feet below the watch. Is there a crack in the plastic back? I’d ask lots of questions here.

7 Comments

colin

Posted 09/03/2010 at 9:53 AM | Permalink

hey i wore a swatch guard on mine. i thought it looked cool. oh well.
AlexxxKC

Posted 09/03/2010 at 10:18 AM | Permalink

it has no back..bum out
b. murphy

Posted 09/03/2010 at 11:05 AM | Permalink

it has no back? What are you talking about??
tre

Posted 09/03/2010 at 12:59 PM | Permalink

You people and your “no swatch guard” bullshit. YOU GTFO out with that.
joshua

Posted 09/03/2010 at 1:34 PM | Permalink

I always used a Swatch Guard Too on mine, but that original one sucks!

I’m not sure what Alexxx is talking about saying it has no back on it though?
joshua

Posted 09/03/2010 at 2:19 PM | Permalink

seller said…

no cracks or anything. all of the actual watch is in great condition, it’s the band that has seen better days.
xfarsidex

Posted 09/04/2010 at 9:49 PM | Permalink

Dammit, who gives about the watch, I’m bidding for the OG Swatch Guard. OG Swatch Guards and OG hardcore friends. And what’s OG reversed? GO!