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My german is pretty rusty, but I think it translates like this?

Ok, I know most of you hate bulldogitis, but this shirt is hype fresh. If you weren’t rocking cross colors back in 94, you were rocking this bulldog tee. Dumb if you don’t buy this immediately.

I love Tony Victory. 4Eva.

Will not ship to Glastonbury, CT.

Mind you, that’s a rough* translation. But if you are down with Germans, pick this up, looks like it’ll go for cheap. And despite it’s bulldogish nature, it’s actually NOT a terrible tshirt. The Year Of The Dog. Which it officially was. And for Victory, it was one of their best years ever, even with the addition of Hifi and The Roadburners (whoooooofffffffffff).

*or fake